Nordic/Pagan DERP: In case you guys missed the news

icelilly:

FF.net is deleting a lot of M-rated fics either due to smut or not have a “G-rated summary”. The Hetalia fandom is supposedly being hard (don’t know if it’s true or not but I won’t be surprised considering how much smut there is in this fandom. Don’t know the status of the SP…

It's really hard for kids to accept the idea of same-sex parents

The four year-old I'm babysitting: I'll be Mommy and you be Daddy
Me: Why don't we both be Mommy, then they can have two
Four year-old: Okay
The world: OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS CHILD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

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elegentmess:

arthur trying to embroider thicker eyebrows onto francis

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hetaliadiaries:

Dear diary,

I’m not kawaii. I’m manly as fuck.

Art from: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=94282

Submitted anonymously. 

Reblog if you’ve ever felt victimized by the Atlantic ocean.

kiwi-hobbit:

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desired future employer: one art, please
me: /art
desired future employer: /buckets of money
me: thank

Mini-Prompt #11 AKA I have no idea what I’m doing.

fishwichformylove:

(I’m assuming you meant AmeLiet… unless there is a character named Ami, in which case I will fail to adhere to the prompt in at least two ways.) 

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The ‘yes or no’ game.

jrodxxx:

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

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doctorsheroesmetlin:

kelsthericeball:

doctorsheroesmetlin replied to your post: By the way, pre-Avengers marathon still in…

i want olive garden *sobs*

we have leftovers! D: get out here and we’ll snack on ‘em!

gurl the depth of how badly i want to be in california…

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do-you-have-a-flag:

canyoufeelthefeelstonight:

fluffywhite:

Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.

I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.

WATCH THAT VIDEO

WATCH IT

ohmygod the VIDEO

yes but also a lady wanted to have sex with him in that chair

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kissesunderstarrynight:

angryteenagebear:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

oh my god

SCREAMING